Below you’ll find a whole bunch of bar jokes sourced from many different areas. Some are hilarious, some you’ll have to be quick to catch the punch line but all can be used at the opportune moment over a few drinks.
Please feel free to submit your bar joke via the general enquiries form and we’ll email you when it’s posted. Check out our blogtails for the latest.
2 men walked into a bar…ouch
A horse walks into a bar..
The bartender says ‘hey’!
The horse replies ‘that would be great’!
2 men walk out of a bar and spot a dog licking it’s bits.
1 man turns to the other and says slightly slurred ‘I wish I could do that..’
The other responds ‘you could if you were his best friend’!
A piece of rope rolls up to the bar, the bartender says ‘no, I’m not serving you’
The piece of rope stumbles off not disheartened.
15 mins later the piece of rope, looking somewhat more disheveled, rolls up to the bar again.
Barman ‘I thought I told you to get out, we don’t serve peices of rope here’.
The rope replies ‘er..hemm, I’m a fraid knot’!
An Irishman, an Englishman and Scott walk into a bar..
The barman asks ‘Is this some kind of a joke?’
A seal walked into a bar
A polar bear walked into a bar.
The bartender asks…
……
….why the big paws (pause)?
Please feel free to submit your bar joke via the general enquiries form and we’ll email you when it’s posted. Check out our blogtails for the latest.
